YOU SAID:
Hey Diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle the cow jumped over the moon the dog laughed to see such fun and the dish ran away with the spoon
INTO JAPANESE
ねえディドルは猫とバイオリンをいじった 牛は月を飛び越えた 犬はとても楽しいのを見て笑い、皿はスプーンを持って逃げた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, Diddle played with the violin with the cat, The cow jumped over the moon, The dog laughed when he saw so much fun, and Dish ran away with the spoon.
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、ディドルは猫と一緒にバイオリンで遊びました、牛は月を飛び越えました、犬はとても楽しいものを見て笑いました、そしてディッシュはスプーンを持って逃げました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, Diddle played with the violin with the cat, the cow jumped over the moon, the dog saw something so fun and laughed, and Dish ran away with the spoon.
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、ディドルは猫と一緒にバイオリンで遊びました、牛は月を飛び越えました、犬はとても楽しいものを見て笑いました、そしてディッシュはスプーンを持って逃げました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, Diddle played with the violin with the cat, the cow jumped over the moon, the dog saw something so fun and laughed, and Dish ran away with the spoon.
You should move to Japan!