YOU SAID:
Hey everybody its ( generic twitter name) about 15 minutes ago I shot the neighbors dog.
INTO JAPANESE
ちょっとみんな約15分前に私は隣人の犬を撃った（一般的なツイッターの名前）。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A bit about everyone about 15 minutes ago I shot a neighbor 's dog (common twitter name).
INTO JAPANESE
約15分前に私は隣人の犬（一般的なツイッターの名前）を撃った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
About 15 minutes ago I shot a neighbor's dog (the name of a common twitter).
INTO JAPANESE
約15分前に私は隣人の犬（一般的なツイッターの名前）を撃った。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
About 15 minutes ago I shot a neighbor's dog (the name of a common twitter).
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
