YOU SAID:
hey handsome, you looking real fine tonight. why don't you crash at my place tonight? it will be fun with just us two.
INTO JAPANESE
ちょっとハンサム、あなたは今夜本当に元気に見えます。今夜私の場所で墜落してみませんか?私たち二人だけで楽しいでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey handsome, you look really good tonight. Would you like to crash at my place tonight? It would be fun for us alone.
INTO JAPANESE
ちょっとハンサム、あなたは今夜本当によく見えます。今夜私の場所で墜落しませんか?それは私たちだけで楽しいでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey handsome, you look really good tonight. Would you like to crash at my place tonight? It would be fun on our own.
INTO JAPANESE
ちょっとハンサム、あなたは今夜本当によく見えます。今夜私の場所で墜落しませんか?それは私たち自身で楽しいでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey handsome, you look really good tonight. Would you like to crash at my place tonight? It will be fun for ourselves.
INTO JAPANESE
ちょっとハンサム、あなたは今夜本当によく見えます。今夜私の場所で墜落しませんか?それは私たち自身にとって楽しいでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey handsome, you look really good tonight. Would you like to crash at my place tonight? It will be fun for ourselves.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.