Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

hey papa my shlong has gone long

INTO JAPANESE

ちょっとパパ私のshlongは長くなりました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey daddy my shlong got longer

INTO JAPANESE

ねえパパ私のshlongが長くなりました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey daddy my shlong got longer

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