YOU SAID:
hey papa my shlong has gone long
INTO JAPANESE
ちょっとパパ私のshlongは長くなりました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey daddy my shlong got longer
INTO JAPANESE
ねえパパ私のshlongが長くなりました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey daddy my shlong got longer
That didn't even make that much sense in English.