YOU SAID:
hey there gurly pouop oiuyt
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、クールなうんちがあります oiuyt
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hey have a cool poop oiuyt
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、クールなうんちを持っています oiuyt
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hey have a cool poop oiuyt
That didn't even make that much sense in English.