YOU SAID:
Hey, what are you doing out here in the wild, sir?
INTO JAPANESE
おい、先生、こんな自然の中で何をしているの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, teacher, what are you doing out in nature like this?
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、先生、こんな自然の中で何をしているの?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, teacher, what are you doing out in nature like this?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.