YOU SAID:
Hey what's up cookies and cream is better than coffee ice cream, The Office is better than Friends, and orchestra is better than band.
INTO JAPANESE
おいおい、クッキーとクリームはコーヒーアイスクリームよりもいいし、オフィスは友達よりもいいし、オーケストラはバンドよりもいい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, cookies and cream are better than coffee ice cream, offices are better than friends, and orchestras are better than bands.
INTO JAPANESE
ねえ、クッキーとクリームはコーヒーアイスクリームよりも優れており、オフィスは友人よりも優れており、オーケストラはバンドよりも優れています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hey, cookies and cream are better than coffee ice cream, offices are better than friends, and orchestras are better than bands.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.