YOU SAID:

hi my name is buttface and i dont eat you.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは私の名前はbuttfaceであり、私はあなたを食べません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello my name is buttface, I will not eat you.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは私の名前はbuttfaceです、私はあなたを食べません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello my name is buttface, I will not eat you.