YOU SAID:
HI my name is idiot sandwich
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前はばかサンドウィッチです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, my name is idiot sandwich
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前はばかサンドウィッチです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, my name is idiot sandwich
That didn't even make that much sense in English.