YOU SAID:
Hi my name is matt i have a dog and i get high or drunk alot
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前はマットです。犬がいます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi my name is Matt. I have a dog.
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前はマットです。私は犬を飼っている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi my name is Matt. I have a dog.
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