YOU SAID:

hi there it is i and i am here to inform you that blah blah blah wow wow i stubbed my toe ;-;

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私です。私はここにいて、つま先を突き刺したことをお知らせします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, this is me. I'm here to let you know that I've stabbed my toes.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私です。つま先を刺したことをお知らせします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, this is me. I will inform you that I have stabbed my toes.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、私です。つま先を刺したことをお知らせします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, this is me. I will inform you that I have stabbed my toes.