YOU SAID:
Hi, Vsauce, Jake here
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、Vsauce、Jakeはここにいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, Vsauce, Jake is here
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、Vsauce、Jakeはここにいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, Vsauce, Jake is here
That didn't even make that much sense in English.