YOU SAID:

Hi... WOAH HEY LOOK AT ME I'M TOTALLY THE BEST!!! (lol not even close)

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは。 （笑も閉じない）

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello. (Lol also does not close)

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは。 （笑も閉じません）

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello. (Lol also does not close)