YOU SAID:
Hold your horses, he's kicking the bucket!
INTO JAPANESE
あなたの馬を保持彼はバケツを蹴っている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hold your horses he is kicking the bucket!
INTO JAPANESE
彼はバケツを蹴っているあなたの馬を保持!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He keeps your horse kicking a bucket!
INTO JAPANESE
彼は、バケツを蹴るあなたの馬を保持!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He holds your horse, kicking a bucket!
INTO JAPANESE
彼はあなたの馬を保持し、バケツを蹴っている！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He holds your horse and is kicking a bucket!
INTO JAPANESE
彼はあなたの馬を保持し、バケツを蹴っている！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He holds your horse and is kicking a bucket!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
