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Holey cow how are you?

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穴の開いた牛さん、お元気ですか？

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Mr. Cow with a Hole, how are you doing?

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穴あき牛さん、元気ですか？

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Mr. Hollow Cow, how are you doing?

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ホローカウさん、元気ですか？

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Hollow Cow, how are you doing?

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ホローカウさん、調子はどうですか？

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Hollow Cow, how are you doing?