YOU SAID:

holy smokes we have a baby

INTO JAPANESE

聖なる煙、私たちには赤ちゃんがいます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Holy smokes, we're having a baby

INTO JAPANESE

すごい煙だ、私たちには赤ちゃんがいるよ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Big smoke, we're having a baby.

INTO JAPANESE

大きな煙、私たちには赤ちゃんがいます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Big smoke, we're having a baby.