YOU SAID:
Honey, I can't find my majestic condom
INTO JAPANESE
蜂蜜、私は私の壮大なコンドームを見つけることができません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Honey, I can't find my magnificent bareback.
INTO JAPANESE
蜂蜜が見つからない私の壮大なコンドームをつけない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Magnificent bareback my honey is not found!
INTO JAPANESE
壮大なコンドームをつけない私の蜂蜜が見つからない!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Magnificent bareback my honey is not found!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
