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How long does a Kat live? Hmm? Well we have found evidence to show that they do not live longer than the age of 13. This evidence is that she slams peoples face into her head for no apparent reason.
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キャットはどのくらい生きますか？うーん？さて、彼らが13歳より長く生きていないことを示す証拠を見つけました。この証拠は、彼女が明白な理由もなく人々の顔を彼女の頭に叩きつけているということです。
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How long does Cat live? Hmm? Well, I found evidence that they haven't lived longer than 13 years old. The proof is that she is slamming people's faces on her head for no apparent reason.
INTO JAPANESE
猫はどのくらい生きますか？うーん？さて、私は彼らが13歳より長く生きていないという証拠を見つけました。その証拠は、彼女が明白な理由もなく彼女の頭に人々の顔を叩きつけているということです。
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How long do cats live? Hmm? Well, I found evidence that they haven't lived longer than 13 years old. The proof is that she is banging people's faces on her head for no apparent reason.
INTO JAPANESE
猫はどのくらい生きますか？うーん？さて、私は彼らが13歳より長く生きていないという証拠を見つけました。その証拠は、彼女が明白な理由もなく彼女の頭に人々の顔を叩いているということです。
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How long do cats live? Hmm? Well, I found evidence that they haven't lived longer than 13 years old. The proof is that she is hitting people's faces on her head for no apparent reason.
INTO JAPANESE
猫はどのくらい生きますか？うーん？さて、私は彼らが13歳より長く生きていないという証拠を見つけました。その証拠は、彼女が明白な理由もなく彼女の頭に人々の顔をぶつけているということです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How long do cats live? Hmm? Well, I found evidence that they haven't lived longer than 13 years old. The proof is that she hits people's faces on her head for no apparent reason.
INTO JAPANESE
猫はどのくらい生きますか？うーん？さて、私は彼らが13歳より長く生きていないという証拠を見つけました。その証拠は、彼女が明白な理由もなく彼女の頭に人々の顔をぶつけたことです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How long do cats live? Hmm? Well, I found evidence that they haven't lived longer than 13 years old. The proof is that she hit people's faces on her head for no apparent reason.
INTO JAPANESE
猫はどのくらい生きますか？うーん？さて、私は彼らが13歳より長く生きていないという証拠を見つけました。その証拠は、彼女が明白な理由もなく彼女の頭に人々の顔をぶつけたことです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
How long do cats live? Hmm? Well, I found evidence that they haven't lived longer than 13 years old. The proof is that she hit people's faces on her head for no apparent reason.
Well done, yes, well done!
