YOU SAID:
How much car could a carpet pet if a carpet could pet car?
INTO JAPANESE
カーペットが車を愛petできるなら、車はどれくらい愛petできますか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a carpet can pet a car, how much can a car pet?
INTO JAPANESE
カーペットが車を愛petできるなら、車はどれくらい愛petできますか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a carpet can pet a car, how much can a car pet?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
