YOU SAID:
How much wood can a wooden chuck chuck if a wooden chuck can't chuck wood?
INTO JAPANESE
木製チャックが木材をチャックできない場合、木製チャックはどれだけ木材をチャックできますか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a wooden chuck cannot chuck wood, how much can a wooden chuck chuck wood?
INTO JAPANESE
木製のチャックが木材をチャックできない場合、木製のチャックは木材をどれだけチャックできますか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a wooden chuck cannot chuck wood, how much can a wooden chuck chuck wood?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
