YOU SAID:

I almost pooped my pants

INTO JAPANESE

私はほとんど私のズボンを疲れ果ててください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I pretty much my pants worn please.

INTO JAPANESE

私はかなり私のズボンを着用してください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I pretty much wear my pants.

INTO JAPANESE

私はかなり私のズボンを着用します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I pretty much wear my pants.