YOU SAID:

I am a cool guy who will not crash someone else's party, as if thy dog is not a canine

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたの犬が犬ではないかのように、他の誰かのパーティーをクラッシュさせないクールな男です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a cool guy who doesn't crash someone else's party as if your dog isn't a dog

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたの犬が犬ではないかのように他の誰かのパーティーをクラッシュさせないクールな男です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a cool guy who doesn't crash someone else's party as if your dog isn't a dog