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i am a goat eating a goat and shes a sheep eating me

INTO JAPANESE

私はヤギを食べるヤギ、彼女は私を食べる羊です

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I'm a goat eating goats, she's a sheep eating me

INTO JAPANESE

私はヤギを食べるヤギ、彼女は私を食べる羊だ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a goat eating goats, she's a sheep eating me