YOU SAID:

I am a poo head I just got shot in the head by bodyguards

INTO JAPANESE

私はうんち頭ですボディーガードで頭を撃たれました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a poo head I shot my head with a bodyguard

INTO JAPANESE

私はうんち頭ですボディーガードで頭を撃ちました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a poo head I shot my head with a bodyguard