YOU SAID:

I am about as straight as a boiled noodle

INTO JAPANESE

私は茹で麺のように真っ直ぐです

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I'm as straight as a boiled noodle.

INTO JAPANESE

私は茹で麺のように真っ直ぐだ。

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I am as straight as a boiled noodle.

INTO JAPANESE

私は茹で麺のように真っ直ぐです。

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I'm as straight as a boiled noodle.

INTO JAPANESE

私は茹で麺のように真っ直ぐだ。

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I am as straight as a boiled noodle.

INTO JAPANESE

私は茹で麺のように真っ直ぐです。