YOU SAID:
I am called bob and I like me
INTO JAPANESE
私はボブと呼ばれていると私は私を好き
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I have been called the Bob I love me
INTO JAPANESE
私はボブと呼ばれてきた場合、私は私を愛して
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I've been referred to as Bob, I love me
INTO JAPANESE
私はボブと呼ばれてきた場合、私は私を愛して
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I've been referred to as Bob, I love me
You should move to Japan!