YOU SAID:
I am Chinpo Cupcake, I will eat you!
INTO JAPANESE
私はチンポカップケーキです、あなたを食べます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a dick cupcake and I'll eat you!
INTO JAPANESE
私はペニスカップケーキです、あなたを食べてあげます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a penis cupcake and I'm gonna eat you!
INTO JAPANESE
私はペニスカップケーキです、あなたを食べてみます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a penis cupcake and I'm going to eat you!
INTO JAPANESE
私はペニスカップケーキです、あなたを食べてみます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a penis cupcake and I'm going to eat you!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.