YOU SAID:
I am going to be a noob, so you will die.
INTO JAPANESE
私は死ぬことになるので、noob をするつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a noob, so I was going to die.
INTO JAPANESE
私は死ぬつもりだったので、noob の私します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm a noob, so I was going to die.
Well done, yes, well done!