YOU SAID:

i am going to pee my pants in like five minutes

INTO JAPANESE

私は5分ほどでパンツをおしっこします

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will pee the pants in about 5 minutes

INTO JAPANESE

5分ほどでパンツをおしっこします

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Pee the pants in about 5 minutes

INTO JAPANESE

パンツを約5分でおしっこします

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Pee the pants in about 5 minutes