YOU SAID:

i am hip. i am cool. i have no friends at school. i do have some friends, but they're all sheep. and they're only my friends because i drugged them in their sleep.

INTO JAPANESE

私はお尻です。私はクールだ。私は学校に友達がいません。私は何人かの友達がいますが、彼らは皆羊です。私は彼らの睡眠中に薬を飲んだので、彼らは私の友達だけです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a butt. I'm cool. I have no friends at school. I have some friends but they are all sheep. Because I took medicine during their sleep, they are only my friends.

INTO JAPANESE

私はお尻です。私はクールだ。私は学校に友達がいません。私は何人かの友達がいますが、彼らは皆羊です。私は彼らの睡眠中に薬を飲んだので、彼らは私の友達だけです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm a butt. I'm cool. I have no friends at school. I have some friends but they are all sheep. Because I took medicine during their sleep, they are only my friends.