YOU SAID:

I am sad and tired and I wish I remembered my coffee

INTO JAPANESE

私は悲しくて疲れていて、コーヒーを思い出したらいいのに

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm sad and tired, and I wish I remembered coffee.

INTO JAPANESE

私は悲しくて疲れていて、コーヒーを覚えていればいいのに。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wish I were sad and tired and could remember my coffee.

INTO JAPANESE

私は悲しくて疲れていて、コーヒーを覚えていればいいのに。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wish I were sad and tired and could remember my coffee.