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I am the guy that made pasta last night. it tasted horrible. It was way too spicy, witch is wierd, because I didn't add anything spicy. huh. well, watever. I watched the new batman movie last night. I really liked it. okay, goodbye, friend!

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私は昨夜パスタを作った男です。それはひどい味がしました。辛すぎて、何も追加しなかったので魔女は不思議です。は。まあ、watever。私は昨夜新しいバットマン映画を見ました。わたしはそれが本当に気に入った。さようなら、友達！

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I'm the guy who made pasta last night. It tasted terrible. The witch is strange because it was too spicy and I didn't add anything. teeth. Well, watever. I watched a new Batman movie last night. I really like it. Goodbye friends!

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私は昨夜パスタを作った人です。ひどい味でした。スパイシーすぎて何も追加しなかったので魔女は変です。歯。まあ、watever。私は昨夜新しいバットマン映画を見ました。私は本当にそれが好き。さようなら友達！

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I am the one who made pasta last night. It tasted terrible. The witch is weird because it's too spicy and I didn't add anything. teeth. Well, watever. I watched a new Batman movie last night. I really like it. Goodbye friends!

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昨夜パスタを作ったのは私です。ひどい味でした。スパイシーすぎて何も追加しなかったので魔女は変です。歯。まあ、watever。私は昨夜新しいバットマン映画を見ました。私は本当にそれが好き。さようなら友達！

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I made the pasta last night. It tasted terrible. The witch is weird because it's too spicy and I didn't add anything. teeth. Well, watever. I watched a new Batman movie last night. I really like it. Goodbye friends!

INTO JAPANESE

昨夜パスタを作りました。ひどい味でした。スパイシーすぎて何も追加しなかったので魔女は変です。歯。まあ、watever。私は昨夜新しいバットマン映画を見ました。私は本当にそれが好き。さようなら友達！

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I made pasta last night. It tasted terrible. The witch is weird because it's too spicy and I didn't add anything. teeth. Well, watever. I watched a new Batman movie last night. I really like it. Goodbye friends!

INTO JAPANESE

昨夜パスタを作りました。ひどい味でした。スパイシーすぎて何も追加しなかったので魔女は変です。歯。まあ、watever。私は昨夜新しいバットマン映画を見ました。私は本当にそれが好き。さようなら友達！

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I made pasta last night. It tasted terrible. The witch is weird because it's too spicy and I didn't add anything. teeth. Well, watever. I watched a new Batman movie last night. I really like it. Goodbye friends!