YOU SAID:
I appear to have pooped in my pants. What shall a person like me do now?
INTO JAPANESE
私はズボンの中でうんちをしているようです。私のような人間は今、何をすべきでしょうか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I seem to be pooping in my pants. What should a person like me do now?
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンの中でうんちをしているようです。私のような人は今、何をすべきですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's like pooping in your pants. What should someone like me do now?
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンの中でうんちをしているようなものです。私のような人は今何をすべきですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It's like pooping in your pants. What should someone like me do now?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
