YOU SAID:

I appear to have soiled my pants. What shall a person like me do now?

INTO JAPANESE

ズボンを汚したようです。私のような人間は今、何をすべきでしょうか。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

It looks like he got his pants dirty. What should a person like me do now?

INTO JAPANESE

ズボンが汚れたようです。私のような人は今、何をすべきですか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My pants look dirty. What should someone like me do now?

INTO JAPANESE

私のズボンは汚れて見えます。私のような人は今何をすべきですか?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My pants look dirty. What should someone like me do now?