YOU SAID:

i ate cheese off the floor and it was so yucky i threw up on my pants and my pants were brand new.

INTO JAPANESE

床に落ちたチーズを食べて気持ち悪すぎてパンツに吐いてしまった。パンツは新品だった。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I threw up in my pants after eating the cheese that fell on the floor. The pants were new.

INTO JAPANESE

床に落ちたチーズを食べた後、ズボンの中で吐きました。パンツは新品でした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I threw up in my pants after eating the cheese that fell on the floor. The pants were new.