YOU SAID:
I ate cheesecake and it was so good I cried and masturbated
INTO JAPANESE
私はチーズケーキを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate cheesecake
INTO JAPANESE
チーズケーキを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ate cheesecake
INTO JAPANESE
チーズケーキを食べた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ate cheesecake
That didn't even make that much sense in English.