YOU SAID:

i ate my snake, come to find out my shoes drove my house to the farthest moving yard

INTO JAPANESE

私は私のヘビを食べた、私の靴が最も遠くの移動ヤードに私の家を運転した見つけるために来る

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I came to find my snake ate, my shoes drove my house to the farthest moving yard

INTO JAPANESE

私はヘビが食べたのを見つけに来て、私の靴は私の家を最も遠くの引っ越しヤードまで運転した

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I came to find the snake had eaten and my shoes drove my house to the farthest moving yard

INTO JAPANESE

私はヘビが食べたのを見つけに来て、私の靴は私の家を最も遠くの引っ越しヤードまで運転しました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I came to find the snake had eaten and my shoes drove my house to the farthest moving yard