YOU SAID:

I ate paper now I’m constipated please send help. I drink water to calm the bloat.

INTO JAPANESE

私は今便秘を感じています。私は沸騰を落ち着かせるために水を飲む。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I feel constipation now. I drink water to calm the boil.

INTO JAPANESE

私は今便秘を感じる。私は沸騰を落ち着かせるために水を飲む。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I feel constipation now. I drink water to calm the boil.