YOU SAID:

I'd be fine just eating a pile of sausage with a spoon

INTO JAPANESE

ちょうどソーセージの杭をスプーンで食べて大丈夫だと

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Okay, just piles of sausages to eat with a spoon

INTO JAPANESE

さて、ちょうど杭をスプーンで食べるソーセージの

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, just to eat with a spoon sausage

INTO JAPANESE

まあ、ちょうどスプーンのソーセージを食べる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Well, just eat the sausage spoon

INTO JAPANESE

さて、ちょうどソーセージのスプーンを食べる

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Well, just eat a spoonful of sausage

INTO JAPANESE

まあ、ちょうどソーセージのスプーンを食べる

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Well, just eat a spoonful of sausage