YOU SAID:
I believe that i am currently stroking my shaft
INTO JAPANESE
私は現在私のシャフトをなでていると信じています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I believe I'm stroking my shaft now
INTO JAPANESE
私は今私のシャフトをなでていると信じています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I believe I'm stroking my shaft now
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