YOU SAID:
I bent your mum over the table
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたのお母さんをテーブルの上に曲げました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I bent your mom on the table
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたのお母さんをテーブルの上で曲げました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I bent your mom on the table
That didn't even make that much sense in English.