YOU SAID:

I blew him to mush like a midget in a microwave!

INTO JAPANESE

私は電子レンジでミゼットのようにマッシュに彼を吹いた!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I blew him to mash like a midget in the microwave!

INTO JAPANESE

私は電子レンジでミゼットのようにマッシュするために彼を吹いた!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I blew him to mash like a midget in the microwave!