YOU SAID:

I broke up with my ex, drove the car off the cliff, binge ate at Taco Bell, crashed at my moms, wasted myself at a local bar, and most likely ran over several raccoons.

INTO JAPANESE

元彼と別れ、車を崖から落とし、タコベルで暴食し、母親たちに衝突し、地元のバーで浪費し、おそらく数匹のアライグマを轢いたでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You broke up with your ex, threw your car off a cliff, ate at Taco Bell, crashed into your mothers, squandered at the local bar, and probably ran over a few raccoons.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは元恋人と別れ、車を崖から投げ落とし、タコベルで食事をし、母親に衝突し、地元のバーで浪費し、おそらくアライグマを数頭轢いたでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You broke up with your ex, threw your car off a cliff, ate at Taco Bell, crashed into your mother, squandered at the local bar, and probably ran over a few raccoons.

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは元恋人と別れ、車を崖から投げ落とし、タコベルで食事をし、母親に衝突し、地元のバーで浪費し、おそらくアライグマを数頭轢いたでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You broke up with your ex, threw your car off a cliff, ate at Taco Bell, crashed into your mother, squandered at the local bar, and probably ran over a few raccoons.