YOU SAID:

i caught a C R A C K H E A D stealing my Doritos last night on my Tv BROOOoo

INTO JAPANESE

昨夜、テレビBROOOooでドリトスを盗むクラックヘッドを捕まえました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Last night, I caught a crackhead stealing Doritos on TV BROOKOOoo.

INTO JAPANESE

昨夜のテレビ 見たよ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, you know, I caught you on tv last night.

INTO JAPANESE

昨夜のテレビ 見たよ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hey, you know, I caught you on tv last night.