YOU SAID:

I come here before you to stand here behind you to tell you a story I know nothing about.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたの前にここに来て、あなたの後ろに立って、私が何も知らない話をあなたに話します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I come here in front of you, stand behind you and tell you a story I don't know anything about.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたの前に来て、あなたの後ろに立って、私が何も知らない話をします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I come in front of you, stand behind you and tell a story I don't know anything about.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたの前に来て、あなたの後ろに立って、私が何も知らない話をします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I come in front of you, stand behind you and tell a story I don't know anything about.