YOU SAID:
I couldn't answer the phone because I was taking a dump.
INTO JAPANESE
私はダンプを取っていたので電話に出られなかった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I could not answer the phone because I was taking a dump.
INTO JAPANESE
私はダンプを取っていたので電話に出られなかった。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I could not answer the phone because I was taking a dump.
That's deep, man.