YOU SAID:
I crapped myself today
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日自分自身をがらくた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I crap myself today
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日自分をがらくた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i crap myself today
INTO JAPANESE
私は今日自分をがらくた
BACK INTO ENGLISH
i crap myself today
That didn't even make that much sense in English.