YOU SAID:
I crashed a cake with a bat
INTO JAPANESE
私はバットでケーキをぶつけた
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I hit the cake with a bat
INTO JAPANESE
私はケーキをバットで打った
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I batted the cake
INTO JAPANESE
私はケーキを打った
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I struck a cake
INTO JAPANESE
私はケーキを打った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I struck a cake
You should move to Japan!