YOU SAID:
I delete files! Making it sure that you never smile!
INTO JAPANESE
私はファイルを削除します!あなたが決して微笑まないことを確認してください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will delete the file!
INTO JAPANESE
私はファイルを削除します!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'll delete the file!
INTO JAPANESE
私はファイルを削除します!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'll delete the file!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.