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I derped my pants with lots of cringe! How did that even happen?!

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私はたくさんのしわでズボンを脱ぎました！それはどうして起こったのですか？

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I took off my pants with a lot of wrinkles! how did that happen?

INTO JAPANESE

しわだらけのズボンを脱いだ！どうしてこうなりました？

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I took off my wrinkled pants! How did this happen?

INTO JAPANESE

しわくちゃのズボンを脱いだ！どうしてそうなった？

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I took off my crumpled trousers! How did that happen?

INTO JAPANESE

くしゃくしゃのズボンを脱いだ！どうしてこうなりました？

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I took off my crumpled pants! How did this happen?

INTO JAPANESE

くしゃくしゃのズボンを脱いだ！どうしてそうなった？

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I took off my crumpled pants! How did that happen?

INTO JAPANESE

くしゃくしゃのズボンを脱いだ！どうしてこうなりました？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I took off my crumpled pants! How did this happen?

INTO JAPANESE

くしゃくしゃのズボンを脱いだ！どうしてそうなった？

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I took off my crumpled pants! How did that happen?